Empress Gimme and the Toy Extravaganza video...
Of course, since there are no more presents, she's sad...
All this build up and still - not a thing to play with...

Gimme has some very set ideas about the ideal toy. Since most toys don't meet her strict standards, she does what she can to make-do."Hanging on for dear life is not restraint..."So I get home and Gimme has been cooped up alone all day and naturally, wanted my attention. I still needed to fill the yard waste bin for emptying early tomorrow. So I grabbed her ball and went outside. I threw it once and didn't get to touch it again for awhile. Gimme likes to bring it near me, drop it on the ground, stand over it, and dare me to try to get it. I faked her out ONCE by offering her a leaf, which didn't work again. From then on, she kept the ball in her mouth while inspecting my offerings. I usually wait until she got bored and walked away from the ball and then I snatch it, call her name and throw it across the yard. So then she starts dropping it and leaving it if I'm not showing signs of joining her in keep-away. I think I threw it 20 times overall.
Her first gift: the day I brought home 3 new collars and let her pick the one she wanted. While she enjoyed picking the collar and does think the one she selected is very pretty on her - she thinks I'm particularly obtuse, because I keep asking her to do it again, so I can be sure its the one she really wants. First I laid them out side by side and told her to pick one. She immediately went to the light blue one with the orange edging and nosed at it a lot. So I rearranged them and asked her to pick again. This resulted in her sighing dramatically, then going over to nose the same one again. So I rearranged them and asked her to do it yet again. She sat back staring at me, occasionally rolling her eyes, and sometimes staring at the ceiling in her best, "why me, Lord?" look. When I urged her to pick the one she wanted to keep, she sighed loudly, rolled her eyes again and in a clear "whatever..." went over and picked up the purple collar! She looked me full in the eyes, certainly to be sure I was paying attention, and then dramatically threw the purple collar to the floor. I sez, "so you don't want the purple one?" She sat back looking at me with an open-mouthed dumb-founded look, before going over to nose at the royal blue collar until it fell on the floor. I said, "so I guess you want the light blue collar". To which she rolled her eyes even more dramatically, then slowwwwwly and deliberately picked up the first one she had selected and placed it in my hand. To seal the selection process, she placed her paw on top of my hand and the collar. When I said, "so this is it?", she hung her head low and walked out of the room in disgust. She clearly wishes I could "hear" her the way Tonya does. She loves me, but is more and more convinced I might not be entirely bright.